Sorry Kids, I DON’T Want to Win the Lottery

January 12, 2016 / 4 Comments
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You heard me right. I didn’t buy a ticket to the Powerball last week, despite a record jackpot of $950 million. I still won’t buy a ticket this week, although the jackpot is at this moment worth $1.4 billion. I don’t know how else to say it: I DON’T WANT A BILLION DOLLARS. Before I […]

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“We’re Pregnant?”

January 5, 2016 / 0 Comments
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Don’t freak out. This isn’t a personal announcement. The last time I was pregnant, Bill Clinton was President and figure skaters Nancy Kerrigan and Tonya Harding had recently become ex-friends, so do the math.  This probably isn’t about me. This is about the peculiar tendency I’ve noticed in recent years in which expecting couples no […]

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What’s In A Word?

December 29, 2015 / 0 Comments
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Have you noticed the curious New Year’s trend in which people select their “word” for the New Year? People used to make New Year’s Resolutions, which, as studies have historically shown, almost always fail by February. (Of course, there’s nothing like the threat of expectation to ruin your expectations.) So now, instead of making a […]

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Miracle on Farna Avenue

December 22, 2015 / 0 Comments
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I saw Santa Claus. I swear. And I don’t mean one of those mall helpers. No, I saw the Real Deal Santa. I must have been about 4 years old, or I had to be because I was still young enough to share a room with my older brother in the “front” bedroom. On Christmas […]

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Don’t Worry, Mama. If Your Baby Cries on an Airplane, I’m on Your Side.

December 15, 2015 / 4 Comments
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Two weeks ago, I was sitting on an airplane, belted in and waiting to take off, when I heard someone mutter, “This is going to be a long flight.” That person was referring to a crying baby several rows ahead. Glancing around, I realized that other people on the plane were making uncomfortable looks and […]

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The Old “Mom Trick”

November 24, 2015 / 0 Comments
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There’s an old “mom trick” that mothers have employed since the dawn of transportation. If you want to know what your kid is thinking or doing, drive them somewhere with their friends, keep your mouth shut, and listen to every word of youthful banter in the back seat. As long as you don’t gasp, react […]

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The Old “Mom Trick”

November 24, 2015 / 0 Comments
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There’s an old “mom trick” that mothers have employed since the dawn of transportation. If you want to know what your kid is thinking or doing, drive them somewhere with their friends, keep your mouth shut, and listen to every word of youthful banter in the back seat. As long as you don’t gasp, react […]

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My First Pitt Football Game

November 16, 2015 / 0 Comments
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How did I miss the all-important public directive that when Pitt plays football at Heinz Field, spectators are not permitted to bring ANYTHING into the stadium? No bags, purses, pouches, or fanny packs allowed. “Uh, it can only be the size of my hand,” the reluctant gatekeeper said, balling his hand into a fist to […]

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The Tragedy of Addiction – More Tears to Shed

November 10, 2015 / 4 Comments
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For a supremely happy person, I have been crying a lot lately. That’s because I have a very tough assignment. I am writing an article about the heroin epidemic. Last week, I spoke to a recovering addict who broke my heart when she described the pain, suffering and stigma she has endured. “I come from […]

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Voting Day – I Miss the Agony

November 3, 2015 / 0 Comments
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Voting Day was an inevitable agony when I used to enter the polling booth with two young, rambunctious sons. Not only was I afraid my toddler would wander aimlessly through the building if I didn’t clutch his hand tightly to keep him reined in, but I was even more afraid that my indefatigable and excessively […]

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